In the beginning...

The goat don't chew cud and shoot the shit, he eats trash and shits out fecal statues. Giles the goat, lived on the funny farm well he ate a bad can of Campbell's T-bone chunky, morphed into the Scatterbrainchild, got infected with mad-cow now there's a BSE-strain worming through his fevered noodle, the sponge-brained goat was gonna be put down and mashed into meal for the bovine ranches up north, until he made a ram turbo-charged run for the fence and grabbed life by the balls. What is this chicken run for the four legged horned and hoofed billy-goat? you may be asking yourself.