Oval Orifice

So I hear someone in Florida offered Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in her own porno. And daytime television was just talking about her own talkshow. She could be fully exposed, it's not just the View, it a full uncensored view with Alaskan snowballing and grizzly-woman jizz-mopping, and of course the Northern red-light specials for keeping the Todds on their bobs pioneer trail riding and best of all the backwoods back-scuttle, husky-style. Who wants to DP the VP. "In Alaska we have a term for that it's called an eskimo blow, two ice cubes and a walrus whisker and make sure ya use extra elbow grease when you're blowing the snow off the roof of your orifice"